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shane jesse christmass


left the secondary school in 1990
was hardly there / watching movies & the lovely beaches of perth

worked for two years as an assistant pastry chef - full time - night shift -
five nights a week

also went to tech to study being a puter programmer but spent more time in
the state libary
actually recieved austudy for a whole year attending the libary - every
second day or so - until they phoned my mum

travelled 'round wa broome - kunnanurra - even got to darwin
south west north west - IT WAS RED & DIRT very non descript but full of some
weird spirit that has no name (is there an anthropologist on board)

lost my mind
spent a year in a psyche ward
got accused of being schizophrenic
denounced this
got offered electric shock
refused that
read wrote & explained myself to myself

wrote plays
performed bad poetry
performed great poetry
fell in love with every one
renounced myself again & leftist politics

travelled to singapore
malaysia
for 'bout three months
got laughed out of there for not liking chilli & asking for clothes in sizes
that didn't exist

came back
renounced my friends
moved to melbourne

worked at the alfred hospital for a year & a 1/2
as an orderly
taking stuff like amputated legs to the morgue
getting to look at swollen scrotums
male nurses
female nurses
ignorant unions
ignorant doctors
ignorant shane

applied to rmit
suprised but got in
been doing that for the last year
short stories
architecture on first novel ie the plan
freelance music writing

fell in love again last week

thought i'd be honest
all this happened
& i'm glad it did

unfortunatly none of it can go on my resume

& have to put on my bike boots coz i gotta go interview the white stripes

member of the melbourne football club
swan districts football club
& go barmy occasionally roaring for tottenham hotspurs

go tha deees

shane jesse xmass
dambala_wedo@hotmail.com


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